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I have throat AIDS! :(

  • Apr. 26th, 2008 at 3:39 AM
Feeling poorly
Oh dear me, I am ever so poorly! I have a retched phlegmy cough, ears which feel like they're going to pop at any moment, a throat which might as well be made of barbed wire for the pain I feel when I swallow, a pounding headache, and of course, all the dopeyness and drowsyness that accompanies it. I returned from Center Parcs yesterday, where I managed to fight off the AIDS, save for a few rather horrid bouts of coughing in the mornings. But in the car back I felt as rough as sandpaper, and by the time I got back to Newbury I was ready to just crawl into bed and cry.

I got to sleep at about 9pm, and woke up about an hour ago. The whole night was spent fighting with temperature. It creeped into my dreams at one stage. I remember one dream which involved me being at Center Parcs, engaging in an activity which I'm going to find incredibly difficult to put into words. In real life, I couldn't get hot for more than ten seconds, because even the slightest gap in my duvet seemed to send a wave of cold air all around me. This was represented in the dream by me being outside on a sort of mud ride with six other people. This mud ride had only a certain amount of heat, and we were all fighting for it. I was half awake at the time, so it was more like a hypnagogic hallucination than a dream. Either way, here I am at 3.45am, entirely unable to sleep, and feeling just dreadful.

I shall update about the week's activies soon. But first, I shall read my blogs. Internet: prepare for a barage of comments!!

Comments

[info]fire_brand wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2008 12:01 pm (UTC)
Go to the doctor! *hugs*
[info]chris_coltrane wrote:
May. 4th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry, I didn't go to the doctor! I really did mean to, but on Monday I felt so much better. My throat still hurt, but all the grogginess left. Pretty much everyone in Newbury seems to have it at the moment. Newbury is officially AIDS town! Thus, my work here is done.
[info]fire_brand wrote:
May. 4th, 2008 09:42 pm (UTC)
Well, at least you were honest. Glad you're feeling better :)
[info]mekare_enra wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2008 12:28 pm (UTC)
Aw, you poor thing! :( Throat AIDS is (are?) the worst!

Maybe you should go to the doctor, because if you've got strep throat or something then antibiotics would fix you up quickly! :)

xx
[info]chris_coltrane wrote:
May. 4th, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
Instead of going to the doctor, I did a load of wanking. I read on the internet somewhere that it was good for coughs. In retrospect, it is possible that I have got wanking and antibiotics mixed up. But let's not live life with any regrets!
[info]schiaparelli wrote:
Apr. 26th, 2008 06:56 pm (UTC)
Oh you poor sausage! Those half-awake dreams are the worst, you wake up feeling battered but because you've not really been asleep, you don't even feel rested!

Sounds like flu to me, if you have a fever but still feel shivery you should take paracetomol to bring your temperature down and drink lots and lots of fluids. (So sayeth my mum, the paediatric nurse :)
[info]chris_coltrane wrote:
May. 4th, 2008 09:39 pm (UTC)
I have SUCH a clear memory of replying to this comment, but it looks like I didn't. One day I'll be clever. One day...

Anyway, as I read your comment, I saw that I had some paracetamol on my desk. I took some, and then some more a little later on, and I felt quite a bit better! So thanks very much, and thank you to Sian's Mum too! x
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